I don't know if any of you have every seen the move Dick and Jane, with Jim Carrey, but there is a scene where Jane volunteers to do some medical testing to make money and she gets some kind of botox-like injection in her top lip. She has an allergic reaction to it and her upper lip swells tremendously. She talks funny and eats funny. Today, me and Jane identify. My lip is HUGE. It’s pretty funny looking. And of course, everyone at work wants to know what happened. One guy down in the warehouse yelled at me, “You’re supposed to duck!” Hahahaha.